Archive for July 14, 2010

Old Lame Jokes (Again?)

Some old lame jokes which were sent by a CG member. Enjoy ^_^

How Fights Started:

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror… She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Then the husband replied, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’
And then the fight started …
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and the little things just seem funny?" Yeah, well i couldn’t believe it …
He was a Dwarf!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up to me and shouted " I am not HAPPY!!"
So I looked down at him and said "well, then which one are you?"
And then the fight started …
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her to some place expensive .. so, I took her to a petrol station.
And then the fight started …
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said,’ I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3seconds ..’
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started…
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked" Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "she’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘ who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
And then the fight started …
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:P

Posted July 14, 2010 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Uncategorized

Pastor Kevin Loo’s Note

Hmm, Pastor Kevin Loo has written an insightful note on Boys-Girls-Relationship.

You can read it here:

http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=411910111231&id=1073590557

:)

Posted July 14, 2010 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Uncategorized

Lame Jokes of the Day

Again, another conversation which happened long ago:

Genesis 1:3 (NKJV):                        Then God said, “Let there be light”: and there was light.

Physicist version (1):                       Let there be photon.

Physicist version (2):                       Let there be electromagnetism.

 

 

John 1:4 (NKJV):                            And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.

Physicist version:                           Huh? Black hole is darkness and no light escapes from it. The darkness overwhelms the light.

 

Please don’t take it seriously

:P

Posted July 14, 2010 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Uncategorized