Archive for July 16, 2010

How to Beat a Professor in a Contest of Joke

Round 1:

Dr. T:        Good morning, Jefri.

Jefri:         Good morning, Dr. T. How is life?

Dr. T:        It was good until I see you

Jefri:         (thinking for 0.3 seconds) Oh, your life is BETTER when you see me!

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Round 2:

Jefri:         Hello, Dr. T

Dr. T:        Oh hi! You look handsome today

Jefri:         (thinking for 0.2 seconds) By definition, I am handsome!

(Did not get the joke? Please examine the following sentence: In science, “by definition” refers to something undisputable.)

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Round 3:

Jefri, Dr. T, and Jefri’s boss (Dr. Y) were in a room

Jefri:          Dr. T, are you getting fatter?

Dr. T:         (looked agitated) I am in your PhD. graduation committee

Dr. Y:         Jefri, you are very observant!

Dr. T:         Jefri, who is fatter? Me or your boss?

Dr. Y:         At least, I am more consistent.

Dr. T left the room, feeling defeated…

(Did not get the joke? Please examine the following sentence: Dr. Y has always been consistently fat.)

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Enjoy!

=P

Posted July 16, 2010 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Uncategorized

Toad

I saw a toad in front of my hostel room.

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Unfortunately, it was afraid of me. It moved away from me when I tried to take closer picture. At the end, it fell into the sewer.

=P

Posted July 16, 2010 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Uncategorized

Cg Outing + Long Term Planning

I just had CG Outing at Pitstop Clarke Quay. Since the CG Fund is pretty fat, it was used to subsidize a portion of game fee :P It is a great place to have dinner and board game with CG people and friends. We did not play board game which requires careful strategy and planning, We played the ones requiring speed and luck instead. The photos are up on Facebook :) Here are some of them.

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During the way back home, some friends and I talked about stock marker and housing price. Well, seeing the current house price and the tendency for it to increase in the future, I have no option but to work hard. I really want to finance my wedding and buy a house in the future. Yes, I must work hard and save more money for future

Let’s keep working hard, shall we?

^________________^

Posted July 16, 2010 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Uncategorized