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Did Thanos Kill You?

Just for fun: to find out if you are lucky enough to survive in Thanos’ culling the overpopulation.
http://www.didthanoskill.me/

Thanos - spare - slain

Posted May 15, 2018 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke, Photo of the Day

CHC Trial 27, August, 2014 (Day 65-Day 18 Tranche 5)

http://www.citynews.sg/2014/08/city-harvest-trial-kong-hee-defends-budgeting-and-wahju-hanafis-guarantee-to-cover-crossover/

http://www.citynews.sg/2014/08/city-harvest-trial-chc-would-have-to-sue-if-xtron-could-not-repay-bonds-says-kong-hee/

In research, one of the best ways to ensure an experimental result is accurate is that the researchers should carry out different experiments.
All the results should then link to one another, leading to one complete, flowing story.
Well, it won’t be just an ‘article’ or ‘communications’, it will be a ‘full paper’.

Reading the news on prosecution’s questions, it is clear that the prosecution tried their best to break the link in Pastor Kong’s chain of arguments.
They asked questions upon questions upon every email.
By God’s grace, Pastor Kong’s argument has been consistent and the link has not been broken.

Yessshhh!!! That’s Pastor Kong for you and me!!!

How to Celebrate Valentine

Well, according to Fairy Tail… by making babies!!!
Nice!

Natsu and Lucy-b

Natsu and Lucy 2b

Natsu and Lucy 3b

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Will you marry me Gray Juvia 2-b

Will you marry me Gray Juvia-b

Posted February 14, 2014 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke, Photo of the Day

Fairy Tail—Will You Marry Me

One of Juvia’s imagination: Gray proposing to her.
Well, it may be just an imagination.
Nevertheless, it will be nice if it comes to a reality: when will I propose a lady?

Smile with tongue out Smile with tongue out Smile with tongue out Smile with tongue out

Will you marry me Gray Juvia 2-b

Will you marry me Gray Juvia-b

Posted August 25, 2013 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke, Photo of the Day

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Fairy Tail Jokes!!!! :D :D :D

Somehow, Fairy Tail is now one of my favorite anime!
The author really did a good job in making such a light-hearted and comical anime!
I super like!!! Well, here are the scenes that made my day.
They were taken Fairy tail episode 2.
Hopefully it will make your day too!

Quote of the day:
“Miss, would you be so kind as to lend me your under(wear)?”
-Gray Fullbuster-

Gray vs Natsu 1-2

Gray vs Natsu 2-2

Gray vs Natsu 3-2

Gray vs Natsu 4-2

Gray vs Natsu 4b-2

Gray vs Natsu 5-2

Gray vs Natsu 6-2

Posted August 12, 2013 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke, Photo of the Day, Quote of the Day

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Thou Shalt Not Doubt Thy CGL’s Singing

Had this conversation of whatsapp with CGL. Very entertaining.

CGL: Enjoy the dedication service folks. Me teaching my baby daughter to fall asleep without rocking.
Me: CGL, maybe if you sing then she will sleep?
CGL: Tried that. Yesterday she cried for hours.
Me: If your wife sings, maybe it will work?
CGL: Jefri u doubt my singing?!?! Jefri u sit beside me for cell next week k.
Me: Or, if I sit beside you during the service this Saturday?
CGL: Sat everyone singing so u wun be able to hear me.
Me: Ok ok. Hopefully next week my work load lightens then I will sit beside you during Cg meeting.
CGL: Dun worry. There is 6 mths left to end 2013. At least 20 more cells to go before yr ends. Heh heh.
Me: Ok ok. I am looking forward to attending Cg. 11th commandment: Thou shalt not doubt CGL’s singing.

Revelation of the day! 11th commandment!
Thou shalt not doubt thy CGL’s singing!!!! 

Posted July 12, 2013 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Cell Group, Joke

Faces Like Lions… Leomon Followed David??

Today’s post is inspired by Pastor Phil’s message last weekend.

“Some Gadites defected to David at his stronghold in the wilderness.
They were brave warriors, ready for battle and able to handle the shield and spear.
Their faces were the faces of lions, and they were as swift as gazelles in the mountains.”
-1 Chronicles 12:8-

So the warriors had faces like lions. That means those warriors were likely to be…

Leomon

Leomon!!!!! No wonder they were brave, swift, and ready for battles.
Wait a minute… If the Leomons followed David, that will make David…..

bantyoleomon

Bantyo Leomon!!!!!
No wonder David was renown for his victory in wars!!!
Really revelation of the day!!!

Posted July 4, 2013 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke, Photo of the Day

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Joke of the Day

A certain man runs a mama shop together with his wife, son, and daughter.
Since the shop is not big, each of the family member takes turn to keep the shop and serve the customers. They do not hire anyone else.
One day, this man is so sick and is about to die.
With his dying breath, he calls his family one by one.

”Dear, are you here?”. “Yes, I am here, dear,” the wife answered.
”My son, are you here?” “Yes, Dad,” the son replied.
”My daughter, are you here as well?”. “Yes, Pa,” the daughter said.

All of sudden, he scolded his family.
”Stupid you all!! Who is in charge of the shop today??!!”

Immediately, he passes away.

(Mama shop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mama_shop)

Posted November 16, 2011 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke

Joke of the Day

Q: Why was Joseph able to resist Potiphar’s wife’s seductive attempt?

A: Aggressive woman was not his type.

Posted July 20, 2011 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke

Who Demolished the Walls of Jericho?

This is another old joke :D

A senior pastor wanted to test the Bible knowledge of the Sunday school kids. He came to their class and asked a question, “Morning, my dear kids. Does anyone know who demolished the walls of Jericho?”. Some of the kids scratched their heads, some looked confused, some looked at each other and some gave blank stare at him. He asked them again, “Who demolished the walls of Jericho? Anyone knows?” After 10 minutes of silence, one kid answered him, “Sorry, Pastor, we do not know.”

Wondering why they did not know, the senior pastor gathered all the Sunday school teachers and posed the same question. “Brothers and sisters, does anyone know who demolished the wall of Jericho?” He then saw the same reaction: some teachers scratched their heads, some looked at each other, some seemed stunned, some gave him blank stare. “So how?” he asked again. After 10 minutes of silence, one teacher raised her hand and said, “Pastor, why not we call the police to find out who demolished the walls of Jericho?”

Agitated, he called all the junior pastors and conducted an emergency general meeting. “Brothers and sisters, I asked a question to Sunday school kids and teachers and they could not answer me.” he announced. “What is the question?” One junior pastor asked. “Does anyone know who demolished the walls of Jericho?” he posed the question. Again, some junior pastors scratched head, some looked at each other and some gave him a blank stare. After 10 minutes of silence, one junior pastor proposed, “Dear Senior Pastor, is it ok if you give us 30 minutes to discuss the question among ourselves?” “Fine. I will come back in 30 minutes.” the senior pastor agreed.

After 30 minutes, the senior pastor came back to the meeting. “So, does anyone know who demolished the wall of Jericho?” One representative of the junior pastors raised his hand and said, “Dear Senior Pastor, we’re very sorry to hear the walls of Jericho was demolished. Why not we conduct a fundraising campaign to finance the rebuilding of the walls of Jericho?”

=P =P =P 

Posted September 3, 2010 by Jefri Yue Fei 吴岳飞 in Joke